Time and time again Mexico shows up in the headlines for cartel murders, border fights, and tainted alcohol. All over social media people swear they will never step foot in Mexico. The US department of State has travel warnings saying not to go to certain cities in Mexico. After spending the last few months in two different cities in Mexico, I am here to tell you 4 reasons why you should NEVER visit Mexico.
The Dreaded Weight Gain
Mexico is a culinary orgasm. The food here is simply divine and there is no way you will be able to resist. Please stay away because you will become so addicted that no food outside of Mexico will ever taste the same therefore ruining food for you. You will dream of it in your sleep and your days will pass with thoughts of tacos, chilaquiles, tostadas, and ice cream galore.
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You truly don’t want to come to Mexico because you will be forced to interact with the dangerous locals and that is NOT something you want to do. You see. The danger with these people is that they are so unbelievably nice that you will feel welcomed and loved even though they are complete strangers. It is such an odd feeling to be welcomed and loved by strangers when you are so used to people back home not interacting with you. That changes in Mexico where neighbors are like family and everyone keeps an eye out for each other. Stay away!
The Damn Music
Trust me. You are not ready for all the great music on every corner. You’re just not. They play everything out here with the most popular being Mariachi. You will try and sit still and enjoy your dinner but your hips will begin to move uncontrollably and you will be up out of your seat in no time. Upon returning back to your homeland, the music will follow you deep within your soul and take you away to magical places in your dreams. Don’t come to Mexico.
Seriously, the place is too damn old. Who in their right mind wants to visit a place with so much history and culture? Not when we have places like Vegas, right? Mexico is rich with history from the hills in Guanajuato City, Mexico to the Mayan Ruins in the Yucatan Peninsula. Careful, you might come here and learn some historical shit. Don’t take the risk!
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