Freezing My Butt Off
It’s freaking cold in Canada. I don’t mean slightly cold. I mean icicles hanging from your nostrils cold but this momma still has to feed these kids. That means I have to get groceries because eating out is expensive and there is only so much pizza I can eat.
Actually, I can never eat enough pizza but that is beside the point. The point is I DO NOT WANT TO leave the nice and warm house but I have to or these kids will starve!
Walmart Saves The Day
A quick google search showed that I could shop for my groceries online at Walmart. What the hell? You mean to tell me that I can get all my groceries ordered while sitting on the couch with a glass of wine watching Downton Abbey? For real?
I forgot to tell you. It is completely FREE!
Within one episode of Downtown Abbey, I had loaded up my virtual cart with Doritos, Oreos, and some healthy shit too. Unbelievable.
Walmart gave me the option of having the groceries delivered for $10 or to pick them up for free. Umm… deliver that sh*t, please! Thank you!
It’s A Miracle
Sure enough, a delivery guy showed up on my doorstep the next morning with all my groceries. I didn’t have to step one foot outside, and I didn’t have to drag a screaming toddler around the grocery store. Thank you sweet baby Jesus for online grocery shopping!
It’s always a great day when I don’t have to put pants or a bra on. I can save you from having to do the same. Just use my code here for $10 off your first order.